Category Archives: irritants

Am I an Elephant?

The other day, I asked a male loved-one this question: Let’s say you believe you’re a woman. Now, let’s say you believe you’re an elephant. Is there a difference between these two beliefs? If  so, is one more legitimate than … Continue reading

Posted in irritants, News, Words | Tagged , , , | 8 Comments

Judith Butler: Gender Schmender

If you’re unacquainted with Judith Butler, you’re in for a real treat. Judith Butler “is an American philosopher and gender studies scholar whose work has influenced political philosophy, ethics, and the fields of third-wave feminism, queer theory, and literary theory.” … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrities, irritants, Words | Tagged , , , | 15 Comments

Midweek Hatefest

This morning I said “I hate you” to my toothpaste, and I meant it. Every time I use it, the tube needs to be unclogged. It’s been a while since I last said I Hate You to an inanimate object, … Continue reading

Posted in irritants, Words | Tagged , | 23 Comments

All the Words!

Annual lists of new words are usually a treasure trove of portmanteau and tech slang, with something for everyone to screech “EW!” about. The American Dialect Society’s list for 2022 is rich in both, predominately youth culture slang that slipped … Continue reading

Posted in irritants, Words | Tagged , , | 6 Comments

Voracious Content Consumer

A few weeks ago, the New York Times published a long piece about an awful socialite nobody’s ever heard of and called her “The New Queen of L.A.” One of the descriptive terms applied to her that I enjoyed was:  … Continue reading

Posted in Disorders, irritants, Words | Tagged , , , | 3 Comments

The Passion of the Wordist

I have already complained about my trouble retrieving words, and about my senility, which is currently resulting in the escalating loss of jewelry and household objects. But here’s something new: Along with the loss of my vocabulary, is an increased … Continue reading

Posted in Art, irritants, Rants, Words | Tagged , , , , | 6 Comments

Things to Feel Good About

Surprise, I’m focusing on the positive! Because there are still good things, and here’s a short list.  Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian Isn’t this fantastic! Who could have imagined this?? When she broke up with Kanye, it seemed preordained that … Continue reading

Posted in Art, Celebrities, irritants, Words | Tagged , , , , | 11 Comments

Enough With The Fucking Scarf!*

God, what will it take to make Taylor Swift stop bitching about guys who broke up with her? Why is it such a crime?? Can anyone think of another female vocalist who complained so much about being dumped? If you … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrities, irritants, Rants | Tagged , , , | 3 Comments

The Sigil Papers: An Adventure in Customer Service

I ordered a perfume sample and got the wrong one. A journey into the dark heart of a Mad Tea-party ensued:   Hi Joanne, I’m the founder and creative director of Sigil and I wanted to say thank you for … Continue reading

Posted in irritants, revenge, Words | Tagged , , | 7 Comments

MTV Awards Pop Culture Quiz

I’m sorry but I can’t do my annual exegesis. I kept missing key performances/debacles, but I saw enough to inspire this quiz. Ready? 1. What is the difference between Machine Gun Kelly and Travis Barker? 2. Why is Doja Cat? … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrities, irritants, News | Tagged , , | 3 Comments