Category Archives: News

Real-life Photoshop

Posted on May 30, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  Here is a model named Jazzma who’s been hanging out with a billionaire whose longtime girlfriend is Naomi Campbell. I snickered at the deforming photoshopped picture of Jazzma, and googled to see what she really looks like.   Wow, … Continue reading →

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Guilty!

Posted on April 20, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  After days of watching death and mayhem in real time on TV, I have a question: Aren’t the owners of the disastrous Texas fertilizer plant every bit as guilty as a terrorist bomber? “West Fertilizer Co is a retail facility that blends fertilizer … Continue reading →

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A Disturbance in the Force

Posted on April 6, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  It hurt my heart to learn that Matthew Warren, the son of Pastor Rick Warren, ended his life at age 27. I didn’t even need to read the story to assume that Matthew’s death was caused by lifelong depression. … Continue reading →

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Dana Loesch: What a Fucking Cunt!™

Posted on March 28, 2013 by Sister Wolf

Watching right-wing psychopath Dana Loesch shouting down Van Jones and Piers Morgan on the issue of gun control tonight, I nearly had a stroke. My husband finally snapped, “If you can’t stand it, turn it off.” It was probably good … Continue reading →

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Family: Part II

Posted on March 21, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  Great news! We received this nice email today from my very special sister: To be clear, I am taking my position as Trustee very seriously, just like a real job within a business.  With that in mind, I keep … Continue reading →

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Poor Jodi

Posted on March 14, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  I thought I was alone in my sympathy for murderess Jodi Arias, but look, there is a whole website in support of her, unless they are joking, in which case I salute them. Actually, I salute them either way. … Continue reading →

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Academy Award Exegesis 2013

Posted on February 25, 2013 by Sister Wolf

This year, I can honestly say that I got what I wanted.  My choice for best picture, best actor and best actress came through, somebody fell, Adele was a goddess, and David O. Russell didn’t get to gloat over his … Continue reading →

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I Told You He Was a Cunt!

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Sister Wolf

It’s about time that cunt resigned. I can’t believe he’ll get immunity.

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2013 Grammy Awards Exegesis

Posted on February 11, 2013 by Sister Wolf

What a boring and lamentable gathering of untalented performers! Katy Perry‘s boobs were a magnificent distraction. The show’s most exciting moments were the arguments between me and my husband over Taylor Swift. He continues to defend her, which is obviously … Continue reading →

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Sandy Hook Happy Meal

Posted on February 3, 2013 by Sister Wolf

When I told [a family member] that 26 kids from Sandy Hook elementary school were going to sing at the Super Bowl, he was surprised and disgusted. I asked rhetorically why the survivors from the Aurora movie theater hadn’t been … Continue reading →

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