Category Archives: News

Mrs. Palin is Quotin’ Plato!

Posted on October 28, 2008 by Sister Wolf

In an exclusive interview with Paul Bedard for the US News and World Report, Mrs. P casually quotes Plato: “It’s like Plato said, ‘You learn more about someone in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.’ We’ve … Continue reading →

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Is Mrs. Palin a Stupidity Machine?

Posted on October 26, 2008 by Sister Wolf

If not, then how does she keep finding ways to be stupid? She is an unholy fountain of stupidity, a geyser of idiotic lies that won’t be stopped by nature, science or Grandpa McCain himself. In her speech about special … Continue reading →

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Is Mrs. Palin a Human Life?

Posted on October 24, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Is Mrs. Palin a human life? This is a critical question for me, not to mention this great country of ours. Dr. James Dobson, a lunatic evangelist, spoke with Mrs. Palin oh his radio show today. It was an orgy … Continue reading →

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Sister Wolf Breaks It Down

Posted on October 22, 2008 by Sister Wolf

A reader calling herself Kim asks: “Don’t you people have anything better to do than judge other people? I can’t believe how rude you people are!!” Kim, let me answer you this way: NO, WE DON’T! Here at Godammit.com, we … Continue reading →

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And Too, Palin’s Fashion IQ is Also Zero

Posted on October 21, 2008 by Sister Wolf

What, the RNC spent $150,000 on Mrs. P’s wardrobe?!?!?! How can you spend that much money and still look like trailor trash?! Most of it was spent at Saks and Neiman Marcus, but all I can see are a bunch … Continue reading →

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Keep on Talking, You Stupid Bitch!

Posted on October 20, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Nothing relieves the tension and agony of this election like a good laugh, and you can get your fill by watching these excerpts of an interview Mrs. P gave to some Christian Broadcasting guy. She probably thinks that only her … Continue reading →

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Sarah Palin Diary

Posted on October 18, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Dear Diary, I am so doggone mad that the US government is so stuck in its Washington ways and so not truly in touch with the great people of this great nation. It has seen fit to declare the beluga … Continue reading →

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Madonna Finally Delivers!

Posted on October 16, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Dear Madge, I’ve always hated you but for once you’ve made me happy.   First, because while posing for a picture of my big biker boots, I realize that I’m five years older than you and I never exercise. Ha ha, … Continue reading →

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What About Joe Sixpack?!

Posted on October 15, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Oh god, who gives a shit about all these Joes?!? Could you hate Grandpa more if you tried? Let us out the ways. The crazy smile, the chipmunk cheeks, the erect thumb, the scars, the demand for “repudiation”….. It almost … Continue reading →

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It’s the Stupidity, Stupid!

Posted on October 13, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Today, I had a moment of clarity. I understood why Grandpa and that Church Lady must not be allowed to win this election. He’s too old, and she’s too stupid. Alas, there are a number of people who haven’t grasped … Continue reading →

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