Category Archives: News

Coronaland

Posted on May 2, 2020 by Sister Wolf

Sure, this is a challenging time but even though we are alone we are together like never before. I only wish I had children at home so we could spend time doing homework, puzzles and crafts! Since it’s just me … Continue reading →

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Assholes

Posted on April 12, 2020 by Sister Wolf

Okay, it’s too much. If I implied that it wasn’t, forgive me, I was wrong. Last week I read advice on how to take the best selfie of your asshole. It was in a newsletter for men that happens to … Continue reading →

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Choose Your Own Adventure, Coronavirus Edition

Posted on April 1, 2020 by Sister Wolf

There are now an increasing number of stances you can take about being forced to stay home. The stances may be infinite for all I know, but let’s review the ones getting the most play. There’s the Gratitude stance, which … Continue reading →

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Now is the Time

Posted on March 20, 2020 by Sister Wolf

Now is the time to be grateful for your friends, even though they won’t come over. If you don’t have friends, now is the time to regret being such a cunt. Now is the time to refuse to call anything … Continue reading →

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Virus Shmirus, Just Die Already

Posted on March 9, 2020 by Sister Wolf

Before you go nuts, let me clarify that I’m referring to the old-and-sick. If you’re elderly with “underlying health conditions”, maybe your time is up. Maybe we weren’t meant to live lives extended by pharmaceuticals and pacemakers and stents. The … Continue reading →

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Academy Awards 2020 Exegesis

Posted on February 13, 2020 by Sister Wolf

By popular demand, I’m going to do a halfhearted and highly truncated review of the show, focusing on the musical performances, okay? Here we go: Janelle Monae opened the show and even though it was a wildly all-over-the-place showbiz mishmash, … Continue reading →

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J Lo and Shakira: Empowering, their asses!

Posted on February 3, 2020 by Sister Wolf

What the hell is wrong with people? Even the New York Times is applauding the Superbowl half-time show as “empowering” for women! Some crap about proving that age is just a number, because look how hot J. Lo is at … Continue reading →

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Brad and Jen, YES!!!

Posted on January 21, 2020 by Sister Wolf

Fuck you people who are all “Who cares about Brad and Jen!” like you’re above all that stupid gossip. YOU ARE THE STUPID ONES. Brad and Jen can bring this country together, if you’d just let them! Brad and Jen, … Continue reading →

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Golden Globes 2020 Exegesis

Posted on January 7, 2020 by Sister Wolf

This year, I am giving out my own awards in my own categories. You can suggest your own categories if I missed any. Most Egregious Dress: Duh, this one is a no-brainer, right? The winner is Gwyneth “please hate me” … Continue reading →

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I’ve Sat Down and I Can’t Get Up!

Posted on December 9, 2019 by Sister Wolf

There is now a deep indentation where I sit on the couch, not the shape of my ass but a big amorphous blob, almost a sinkhole. I can sit there for six hours if there’s enough TV to watch. I … Continue reading →

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