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Academy Awards 2022 Exegesis
Oh god, Will and Jada Smith, just go away. Boo hoo about Jada’s hair loss! Let her deal with osteoporosis, which I am blessed with, and my husband doesn’t need to slap anyone. Let her and her whole crazy family … Continue reading
Kyrsten Sinema: Cunt or Nutcase?™
If it were just her clothes….I’d still hate her! But it’s so much more, as we’ve all learned, to our sorrow and frustration. Did you know that a Senate rule was changed JUST FOR KYRSTEN, that allowed her to show … Continue reading
Good Riddance to Fashion, Plus a Bonus Song
Every day I get a million emails from shopping sites, promoting the newest looks. They want me to know what’s trending. They still challenge me to “up my game.” Who are they kidding? Please. Does anyone want new clothes? I … Continue reading
Let’s Say You’re Missing a Leg
You can imagine my delight at finding these wonderful trousers at the super edgy, superbly curated fashion site Ssense.com. Mid-rise. Four-pocket styling. Single cropped leg. Zip-fly. Partially lined. Tonal hardware. “Single cropped leg.” Roger that. No explanation necessary! Here’s another … Continue reading
Posted in Disorders, Fashion, Horrible Stuff
Tagged awful clothes, body image, mental illness, reality TV
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Old Bag Fashionistas: Stop it!
Last night, I was watching Billions with my husband, and was moved to exclaim, “I had no idea I was capable of so much hate!” He laughed, because he has never doubted my capacity. It’s like I’m listening to the … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Fashion, Rants
Tagged awful clothes, fashion bloggers, influencers, old bags
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Fashion Trends: Logomania, Sisterwife, Prostitute, Bigfoot,
Like every fashion-conscious consumer, I spend time every day scrolling through the latest arrivals at Matches, Net-a-Porter, ssense, Neiman Marcus, LL-CC and websites I’m too embarrassed to mention. I consider the scrolling a duty, and a big success if I … Continue reading
Behold The Ne Plus Ultra of Stupid Denim
Is this it? Could anything be more stupid? It’s the Sacai Faux Fur-Trim Denim & Blazer Jacket. It’s two mints in one! This amalgamated piece is dichotomous in design and aesthetic. Tailored on one side with the blazer and edgy … Continue reading
Not Just Awful But Stupid Too
Let’s say you’re going out and you put on a long coat. You know how you always wish that somehow people could see through it? Even if it was just a window to show your waist and hips? This denim … Continue reading
Finally, the $1,000 Plastic Bag!
Sorry, I’m exaggerating, this “top” is actually only $980, but sales tax will round it up. It is the apex of cutting edge fashion, ugly and disruptive as the day is long. Calvin Klein 205W39NYC evoked modern Americana in its … Continue reading
Hideous Denim 2017: The Last Gasp
I can’t say goodby to 2017 without offering one last gift of hideous denim. I have been shirking my duty for weeks but I hope I can make it up to you with this baffling monstrosity by Sacai. There’s always … Continue reading