Tag Archives: Shopbop

Another Homerun from Al Wang

These Al Wang slit-knee jeans are worth $345 because __________________. at Shopbop ~ *this post is for David Duff, who models his new sarong here.

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Shopbop Trifecta!

“Boyfriend/girlfriend Hipster Leggings.” $97 – shopbop. What more could you ask for, besides antlers?

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The Army Skirt

“This cotton skirt features a camouflage yoke and multicolored, eco-messaged embroidery. Topstitched snap-flap pockets at hip and paint-spattered snap-flap pockets at sides. Hidden zip and snap closures at front. Drawstring at waist and at asymmetrical bottom hem.” Whatever. This skirt … Continue reading

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Lace Peplum Shorts

I would pay $1,595 for these shorts if ___________. Jen Kao at Shopbop.

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The White Shirtdress

This Viktor & Rolf shirtdress is a total fiasco. On the other hand, I like how it manages to evoke both a nurse AND a mental patient. The perfect accessory: a thermometer. $1,125 at Shopbop. What fashionese gibberish would you … Continue reading

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Denim Maxi Skirt

This skirt makes me   want to __________________________. Genetic Denim,   $220 at Shopbop.

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Leather Sweatpants

Of course, leather sweatpants, duh, what a no-brainer! Who would like to try their hand at some Refinery 29 style prose for this…wardrobe essential? ($895 at Shopbop.)

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The Perfect Leather Skirt

for when you want to spend $445 to look like you’re wearing a bath towel. by Haute Hippie at Shopbop.

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Messing With Goony Bird

First they give her polio by photoshopping that leg. Then, if that’s not enough, they give her extensions! I say, Let Goony be Goony! Don’t fuck with her. I may have to write a heartfelt letter to Shopbop. Meanwhile, meet … Continue reading

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Goony Tries a Head Tilt

Eh, I’m not feeling it. Don’t compromise your trademark stance, Goony Bird! If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. (Or as Max liked to say, If it ain’t broke, break it.)

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