Author Archives: Sister Wolf

These Boots Are Made For _______?

Posted on July 23, 2019 by Sister Wolf

The apocalypse? A bonfire? Fuck! Just like you, I’m filled with dread about everything but it would be wrong to overlook these boots. I mean, Jesus Christ. They are Hawaiian Printed Ankle Half Cowboy Boots! How can this even be?! … Continue reading →

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Hideous Clothes for Desperate Times, On Sale!

Posted on July 17, 2019 by Sister Wolf

These Burnt Cuff pants say it all: “I am a greedy nutcase.” They bespeak the Trump era and it’s whole ruling ethos. They were $890 but are now marked down to just $312, by the brand Ottolinger, who “utilise lighters, … Continue reading →

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Jeffrey Epstein: Not Just a Cunt But an Asshole Too

Posted on July 13, 2019 by Sister Wolf

  Never mind the pedophilia and rape, what really bothers me about Jeffery Epstein is his fancy crib, as described by journalist Vicky Ward, for Vanity Fair. It is said to be Manhattan’s largest private residence. Inside, amid the flurry … Continue reading →

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12 Other Steps

Posted on July 9, 2019 by Sister Wolf

1. Admit that everything is horrible and out of control. 2. Accept that no god of anyone’s understanding will step in to fix it. (see historical genocide, natural disasters, Donald Trump.) 3. Turning yourself over to any person or entity … Continue reading →

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Never Do This!

Posted on July 1, 2019 by Sister Wolf

On Saturday night, I went to take off my eye make-up and got a couple of those flat cotton pads you use to remove your nail polish. GUESS WHAT COMES NEXT! Correct! I absentmindedly reached for the nail polish remover … Continue reading →

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TV Trauma: How Much is Enough?

Posted on June 16, 2019 by Sister Wolf

I was surprised to read a post on Instagram by an African American photographer who said he wasn’t up to watching When They See Us, the new series about the Central Park Five. Even more surprising were the 250+ comments … Continue reading →

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My Dad: Probably Not a Serial Killer

Posted on June 9, 2019 by Sister Wolf

  I’ve become a big fan of IDTV, or The Murder Channel as I like to call it. Most of the time, I find the stories entertaining and even calming. But once in a while, something will trigger a real … Continue reading →

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Madonna, Canceled

Posted on June 5, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Today there’s an article in The New York Times called “Madonna at 60“.  I am pleased to report that I didn’t, and will not, read it. Madonna is canceled. Madonna has already taken up too much of my time and … Continue reading →

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Jared Kushner: What a Fucking Cunt!™

Posted on June 3, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Jared Kushner has been, until now,  a specter of robotic evil in our midst. We know his vacant, girlish face and stiff walk. We know he was born “Jerilyn” somewhere in a New Jersey laboratory. But now we can see … Continue reading →

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Met Gala 2019 Exegesis

Posted on May 8, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Worst ever, obviously. And time to end this stupid event since there’s nowhere to go from here. Poor Anna Wintour wouldn’t know “camp” if Kim Kardashian’s butt read the dictionary definition aloud to her. The Met Gala is itself an … Continue reading →

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