Author Archives: Sister Wolf

First World Problems

Posted on December 13, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Let me start by telling you how mad I am that I can’t have a pair of limited edition Converse sneakers with little lions on them. I wish I’d never seen these fucking shoes but unfortunately for me, I subscribe … Continue reading →

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Thankful Or Not

Posted on November 30, 2015 by Sister Wolf

I have been struggling with inertia, feelings of hopelessness, and general apathy. Thanksgiving made me aware of my resistance to the whole idea of being thankful. Why do we have to be thankful on demand? Why can’t we just wallow … Continue reading →

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How Much Less Could You Not Care?

Posted on October 23, 2015 by Sister Wolf

It just occurred to me that too many people online are mentioning Back To The Future. Maybe they’re making a sequel or prequel. I actually love the term origin story, which I just learned this week. I love it because … Continue reading →

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The Gucci Dead Animal Shoe, $15,000

Posted on October 14, 2015 by Sister Wolf

A sharp-eyed reader sent me to this shoe, which looks like it’s trying to run away. Run, Gucci goat-hair slipper, run as fast as you can! You know what, the poor thing is dead. Too late. [These} slippers are one … Continue reading →

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Is Your Pubic Hair Silky?

Posted on October 12, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Three young women noticed a vacuum in the marketplace for pubic hair grooming products, and voila! They formed a company to right that wrong, called Fur. Because money. Wait, I’m so sorry, I meant to say, because why shouldn’t we … Continue reading →

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Alex James: What a Fucking Cunt!™

Posted on October 5, 2015 by Sister Wolf

What a little fucker. Continue reading →

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Fashion Gibberish And A Contest

Posted on October 1, 2015 by Sister Wolf

My cyber-friend and adopted daughter Annemarie has generously pointed me to a treasure trove of pretentious fashion gibberish that reads like a buzzword generator. In fact, the high-end shopping site Ssense has just launched such a generator and it’s fun … Continue reading →

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Death Cafe: Stupid Or Awful?

Posted on September 17, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Death Cafe is sort of a coffee klatch for would-be coroners. At present, it’s more of a movement than a physical space, with pop-up Death Cafe’s in 31 countries. Here’s how Death Cafe defines itself: At a Death Cafe people, … Continue reading →

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Epiphanies From My Vacation

Posted on September 9, 2015 by Sister Wolf

We traveled to another state for a family visit and it was an experience rich with epiphanies. Here are the ones I can remember: 1. I have zero fear of flying and no anxiety about things going wrong. I sat … Continue reading →

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2015 VMA Awards Exegesis

Posted on September 1, 2015 by Sister Wolf

The horror, right? It was mostly non-stop horror, with the exception of Kanye West‘s comic turn. Poor Kanye! He could talk forever and never make sense. That is his genius. I tired to explain to my husband why I don’t … Continue reading →

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