Category Archives: Fashion

Key Trends to Avoid

Posted on March 16, 2010 by Sister Wolf

I plan to avoid any look devised by Alexander Wang, including this disturbing boot. Each time I see it, I feel upset. It looks like a shoe giving birth to another shoe, and that’s not something I want to dwell … Continue reading →

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The Floral Slouch Clog

Posted on March 14, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Hahahaha! $248 at Free People.

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Three Choices, All Bad

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Ann Demuelemeester   $1,225.00 Dolce Vita $175.00 Chloe Sevigny – Opening Ceremony $650.00 ~ God, when will these shoes go away? Who’s stupid enough to buy obtain the Ann D. version?

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Goony’s Back!

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Sister Wolf

And she still has to pee! I haven’t seen her in a while and I was getting worried. Welcome back, Goony Bird!

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Comments for Jane 3/11/2010

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Most recently, Sea was thrilled to acquire a garish coat that matched the dowdy skirt she had earlier obtained from a shop in Dallas. Now she can wear them together and look like a kooky bag lady from the 70s. … Continue reading →

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The Sister Wolf Brand

Posted on March 10, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Branding is so important, blah blah blah. You love Godammit dot com, so imagine how much you’ll love a genuine Sister Wolf t-shirt! Is this the greatest design in the history of the world?! I think so, too. (Credit goes … Continue reading →

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The Moto Bootie

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Thong strap, zippers, folded cuffs, snaps, fake weaving, six inch heels….what, no kitchen sink? Remember how in The September Issue, Anna Wintour cringes and says, “We don’t use [the word] bootie?”   Ha. Anna, you’re too sensitive. Try saying “Moto Bootie.” … Continue reading →

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Academy Awards Exegesis 2010

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Sister Wolf

God, what a bore! Where is Renee Zellweger, making that horrible face, when you need her? All I wanted was for James Cameron not to win, so I shouldn’t complain. But this year’s show was one of the blandest ever. … Continue reading →

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Comments For Jane 3/03/2010

Posted on March 3, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Catching up with Sea of Shoes after her whirlwind visit to New York, we now find her back in Texas, specifically, at an exclusive sale of Mom’s “vintage” wares at some shop in Dallas. Sea and Mom spread the joy … Continue reading →

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Show Me The Leather

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Sister Wolf

I believe that Bottega Veneta had me in mind when they designed this suit for fall 2010. If they would now kindly hand it over, I would be eternally grateful.

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