Category Archives: Fashion

The Last Taboo: Uh-Oh

Posted on February 9, 2010 by Sister Wolf

I saw this picture of the March issue of British Vogue over here, where everyone is hot for Alex Chung‘s clogs. I don’t want clogs, but I’m sort of worried about “The Last Taboo” down there on the bottom right-hand … Continue reading →

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Forgive Me, Jesus

Posted on February 7, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Dear Jesus, I try to be a good person but why is it so hard? Today, I went to a nice Superbowl party and spent most of it in the kitchen at the host’s computer, listening to Mrs. Palin talkin’ … Continue reading →

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Gladiator Converse Sneakers

Posted on February 4, 2010 by Sister Wolf

As if. ($150,   Shopbop)

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Comments For Jane 2/3/2010

Posted on February 3, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Sea has been very busy with “work”, but here we find her taking a well-earned rest, covered fetchingly with nothing but a curated fur coat. Note the cascade of streaky hair.   Would a mother take such a photo of her … Continue reading →

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Another Dick

Posted on January 31, 2010 by Sister Wolf

This is the Dicklace Tee by Haute Hippie. Is it meant to be a pun, as in dickless? Or is it meant to be worn with that awful Dickweed nail polish?   $350 at Shopbop.

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Plays Well With Others

Posted on January 31, 2010 by Sister Wolf

An anonymous commenter suggested that I have been Needlessly Savage toward other, younger bloggers.   I don’t understand the word “needlessly” in this context. And I can’t really attack older bloggers, because Ha, there aren’t any! Anonymous (and I know who … Continue reading →

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I Pity the Fool

Posted on January 26, 2010 by Sister Wolf

…who buys this crocodile “tail coat” jacket by Balmain, for $74,000.   Who will it be? Beyonce? Rihanna? Someone will turn up wearing this, right? It’s fierce, killing it, bla bla bla. Look at this bingo card I made here.   If … Continue reading →

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Very Special Jeans

Posted on January 23, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Douche Bag??   Someone has some explaining to do.

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Comments For Jane 1/21/2010

Posted on January 22, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Oh god, it’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it. Here is Sea, modeling one of the hideous new pieces of jewelry that she and Mom have recently “acquired.” Funnily enough, Sea wears the giant monstrosity with an … Continue reading →

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Explain These Shoes, and More

Posted on January 20, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Just tell me why we need our feet to look like hooves or camel-toes. Is it because the designer is Maison Martin Margiela? Can I tell you a secret? I don’t care about Martin Margiela! Or even Ann Demeulemeester! I’m … Continue reading →

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