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A Hatred Stoppage
I was excited about finding a new blog to hate, based on the recommendations of my astute readers. You all know what a hater I am. Although I don’t hate “on” people, as I’ve already made clear. Anyway, I went … Continue reading
Vogue Daughter Face-off
Still annoyed by Carine Roitfeld, I remembered how much I love her daughter, Julia… and that Anna Wintour has a beautiful daughter as well. Both Carine and Anna like to pose with the daughters at fashion shows and on the … Continue reading
“Dress However You Want!”
Okay, I’m 56 years old and just following Carine Roitfeld’s lead. Where’s the party? Now that I’ve done Walker Porn, I can’t compete in the Miss California contest, but that’s cool. Sometimes you just have to make your statement and … Continue reading
Thank You, Carine!
When Carine Roitfeld looks this awful, I can only feel great! I’m pretty sure we’re the same age, and I’m sick of being envious. You go and look wrinkly, Carine! And wear more stupid get-ups like this one! (Nope, it’s … Continue reading
The Holy Grail or Damn Near
Aren’t these jeans from Karmaloop breathtaking?! I would wear them just to acquire a nice diamond-shape pattern on my legs. Or to impress my friends with the little blobs of fat that stick out through the holes. Nothing cheers me … Continue reading
Two Shopbop Girls and One Contest
This Shopbop girl has been bothering me for ages. Why does she always have to jut her head forward like this? Who tells her to do it? Or is it her trademark or something? Waaah, make it stop! Now, this … Continue reading
All New Chance to Spend Money
Here is the second offering from Sister Wolf’s Hoarded Fashion Collection . All proceeds will pay bills and enable the Sister Wolf Boat to stay afloat for the time being. Own a piece from this collection and you will own a … Continue reading
The Wrong Color
I couldn’t help admiring this dress until I read the description. “Black and donkey coloured long-sleeved knit dress…” The attached sweater thing looks kind of mauve, doesn’t it? What color is “donkey coloured,” anyway? Many hundreds of years ago, when … Continue reading
Finally, the Cunt Ring!
I wasn’t even looking for it, and boom, there it was! Only $31, too. All the stuff at The Alley Chicago reminds me of the gnarlitude girl, who never tires of saying, “Fuckin RAD!” or “Look at my old man, … Continue reading
“Jeggings” Not Bad Enough?
The insults never stop. ” Jeggings” seemed like a true winner in the Awful New Fashion Jargon category, easily on a par with “Shooties.” But Stylebop has gone that extra mile with “Jeggins.” Are they trying to kill me?!? On … Continue reading