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Met Gala 2014 Exegesis
Why doesn’t anyone tell Donatella that she looks like a Muppet? Is she too important? Or is it just too painful to deal with? I know I’d want someone to tell me. If I went around looking like a Muppet, … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Fashion, News
Tagged Anna Wintour, awful clothes, Donatella Versace, Johnny Depp
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Douchefest!
Over time, I have generously shared some Douches with you here, but lately I’ve been spending my valuable time on a feature called Douche of the Day™ for my friend’s pop culture website. It’s a a dirty job but someone’s … Continue reading
Hate Your Legs?
I’m not happy with mine either, and here’s why: The model above. Just look at how skinny those legs are! Hmph, bad photoshopping, right? That’s what I told myself. But then, I accidentally started a video, and the skinny legs … Continue reading
Posted in Disorders, Fashion, Rants
Tagged eating disorders, online shopping, prostitutes
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Breaking up with Vivienne Westwood
Quintessentially English, the Snail Bracelet, delicately produced from a real snail shell, beautifully creates the suggestion of back gardens after the summer rain. – See more at: http://www.viviennewestwood.co.uk/shop/jewellery/bracelets/snail-bracelet-19425#sthash.gy1EXbN2.dpuf Quintessentially English, the Snail Bracelet, delicately produced from a real snail shell, … Continue reading
Death by Scarf
I am now officially obsessed with death by scarf, following the news about L’Wren Scott. I didn’t want to believe that this really happens but as it turns out, hanging is the most effective method of suicide. Better than jumping … Continue reading
Leather Cobain Pants
“Leather RtA skinny pants channel the grunge styling with a zip-off shirt panel around the waist trimmed with denim-style patch pockets.” $1,232.00 at Shopbop.com Here we are now, entertain us!
Acadamy Awards 2014 Exegesis
For me, this year’s show was all about Angelina‘s new boobs. I admit I have an unhealthy fixation on them. I just can’t get past the disproportionate size of them. I believe that her surgery was just an excuse to … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Fashion, News
Tagged Academy Awards, actresses, plastic surgery actresses
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Remember Tragic Fashion Boy?
Poor Tragic Fashion boy! I came across this picture and it brought back a whole era – the era in my life when blogging and fashion were exciting and full of adventure. I was genuinely fascinated by characters like Sea … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Disorders, Fashion
Tagged Daphne Guinness, Tragic Fashion Boy, Words
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Please Miu Miu, as if.
Will you look at this atrocity – WHY, Miu Miu? This jacket reminds me of everything awful about the 80’s, and actually makes me want to throw up. What is more sickening that a cropped denim jacket with dropped … Continue reading
Golden Globes 2014 Exegesis
Let’s start with the men. Guys, don’t wear your hair up! If you’re a Sumo wrestler, fine, otherwise, never. This douche above turned out to be the horrible Edward Zero character, but his name is Alex Ebert and he … Continue reading