Category Archives: Fashion

Hideous Denim Is My Life

Posted on March 25, 2015 by Sister Wolf

When I see something this awful, I almost feel it was put online just for me. Who else would get a thrill from such unmitigated stupidity? These jeans are called ‘Shredded Dad Pants,’ available from Opening Ceremony for $600. Try … Continue reading →

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Bad Girl

Posted on March 22, 2015 by Sister Wolf

  I had a close call the other day, when I came across an expensive and totally inappropriate fashion piece that ignited my fantasy of being an angry schoolgirl. Look at how bad ass this is! I pictured my self … Continue reading →

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Douchette!

Posted on February 27, 2015 by Sister Wolf

When I was curating Douches for both money and personal pleasure, people would ask me if there was a girl counterpart: a Douchette. It has taken me this long to come across a perfect representation of a Douchette. Leave it … Continue reading →

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Hideous Denim For 2015

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Why is denim so easy to fuck up? 2015 is shaping up to be a ghastly landscape of super ugly denim, in either a misguided nod to normcore or just an expression of creative bankruptcy. Ugly denim pieces are available … Continue reading →

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$300 Lipstick, Finally!

Posted on August 22, 2014 by Sister Wolf

This is what I’ve been praying for: a red lipstick I don’t want! What a wonderful surprise from Givenchy, the brand of choice for Kim, Kanye, and many other celebrity luminaries. Allow me to fill you in: French luxury label … Continue reading →

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The Solace Of The World’s Ugliest Jeans

Posted on August 16, 2014 by Sister Wolf

I’m watching the life feed from Ferguson tonight, like I did last night. Ebola is “vastly” worse than reported. tribal slaughter in Iraq and Syria, Israel vs Gaza,  Nigeria kidnappings, drones on Yemen, Robin Williams. Let us look to these … Continue reading →

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Hideous Footwear Alert

Posted on July 28, 2014 by Sister Wolf

Can you believe how ugly these are? I really am almost speechless. It would be like shoving your feet into dead animal carcasses and expecting everyone to admire you for it. Why the silver studded ’embellishment?’ Is it supposed to … Continue reading →

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Gucci Brings It

Posted on July 12, 2014 by Sister Wolf

But why? Just tell me why!  Look, just two of these monstrosities left. Shearling and goat hair, I can practically smell it. I predict the era of Eurotrash and disco coming back in full force, as if to say “I’ll … Continue reading →

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Jacket Quilted Shoulder Bag: No Fucking Way

Posted on June 26, 2014 by Sister Wolf

This handbag by Moschino makes me want to cry. Why did god let this happen? I don’t even care about the $3,400 price. I wouldn’t buy it for fifty bucks. I really feel I deserve some kind of explanation. Who … Continue reading →

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Fashion Steal Of The Week

Posted on June 11, 2014 by Sister Wolf

  “A studded metallic heel elevates a beautifully embroidered silhouette in soft Italian fabric.” At $3895.00, these Dolce & Gabanna boots are a great deal. They are made of spandex, nylon and virgin wool, but lined in leather! Oooooh, right? … Continue reading →

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