Category Archives: Rants

Is Your Pubic Hair Silky?

Posted on October 12, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Three young women noticed a vacuum in the marketplace for pubic hair grooming products, and voila! They formed a company to right that wrong, called Fur. Because money. Wait, I’m so sorry, I meant to say, because why shouldn’t we … Continue reading →

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Alex James: What a Fucking Cunt!™

Posted on October 5, 2015 by Sister Wolf

What a little fucker. Continue reading →

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Death Cafe: Stupid Or Awful?

Posted on September 17, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Death Cafe is sort of a coffee klatch for would-be coroners. At present, it’s more of a movement than a physical space, with pop-up Death Cafe’s in 31 countries. Here’s how Death Cafe defines itself: At a Death Cafe people, … Continue reading →

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Fuck You, Redneck Boot Sandals

Posted on June 15, 2015 by Sister Wolf

I was so touched when three separate people sent me links to these stupid cowboy boot thongs. I thought, “Aww, how lovely, when people see grotesque shoes, they think of me!” But when I read the text, I learned that … Continue reading →

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Getting Over Bruce and Caitlyn

Posted on June 8, 2015 by Sister Wolf

How much longer do we have to hear about Caitlyn Jenner? It was fun for a moment, I’ll admit it. I’m as much of a ghoul as the next man when it comes to sensational news stories and celebrities. It’s … Continue reading →

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Disappointment #1577689864

Posted on May 25, 2015 by Sister Wolf

I was absolutely thrilled when I first saw this little Handbag Raincoat at Shopbop. It’s such an obvious solution to the problem of shielding your nice handbag from the rain! Why didn’t anyone come up with this sooner?? Think of … Continue reading →

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2015 Billboard Awards Exegesis

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Taylor Smith Must Die. Continue reading →

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Don’t Smack Your Kid Around, Hero Mother

Posted on April 28, 2015 by Sister Wolf

At first I thought that video of the angry Baltimore mother smacking her teenage son was kind of comical. I was a little embarrassed for the mother, who came off like a stereotype over-the-top ghetto mom, screaming about I’ll hit … Continue reading →

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The Age Of Indignation

Posted on April 9, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Some guy who’s going to host a TV show has just caused a huge fit of umbrage because he once tweeted about ‘fat chicks’ and made a joke about Jews. How dare he! People are arguing about whether he deserves … Continue reading →

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I’ll Feel Fat If I Want To!

Posted on March 11, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Facebook has responded to a petition by eliminating the status option of ‘feeling fat.’ If only I’d known about this option! And now it’s gone, thanks to political correctness. The Change.org petition said this: Did you know that Facebook lets … Continue reading →

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