Category Archives: Words

Double Denim: Duh

I love the shopping site Farfetch as much as the next man, but I was not happy with today’s feature, a lesson on How to Wear Double Denim. First of all, I don’t want the term “double denim.” Take it … Continue reading

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If You’re Feeling Philosophical

Nearly two years ago, I brought up the subject of antinatalism here, and the arguments that ensued in the comments thread were impassioned, long-winded, and hysterically funny. I’ve just discovered that the argument about antinatalism is still going strong, so … Continue reading

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Complete This Sentence

This chino skirt would look great with ______________________.

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Comments for Jane 4/14/2010

I don’t think I can take much more of this. It’s killing me. I can’t go on. I’ll go on.   (Samuel Beckett) Sea is excited about going to Tokyo in a couple of weeks to spend a few million dollars … Continue reading

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More Whining About Leather Shorts

Still suffering from the irrational and inappropriate longing for leather shorts, I was thrilled to find this hideous pair above, by Derek Lam, for $1,450 at Saks.com. It’s always nice when your unwholesome shopping fixation is chipped away by images … Continue reading

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Leonor Scherrer: The It-Girl of Death

Why do we have to have people like Leonor Scherrer? The daughter of French designer Jean-Louis Scherrer, she is the ultimate spoiled, entitled ultra-hipster who favors a dykey Goth look and has started a company called Leonor Funeral Couture to … Continue reading

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Today’s Secret Word

The word for the day is badass. It’s a self-negating word, like “classy.”   Once you use it, it can’t apply to you. Scream really loud each time you see it or hear it.

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The Truth About Brad and Angie!

If you’ve been following your celebrity gossip, you know that Brad and Angie sleep in separate beds, and that Angie is a controlling psycho who giggles when the kids cry. I have a very special secret to tell you, that … Continue reading

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Bill Donohue: Cunt of the Week™

Bill Donohue, president of The Catholic League, is such a fucking cunt, he is almost off the scale. I watched him on Larry King last night, on a panel discussion of the current crisis facing the Catholic church. Donohue was … Continue reading

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A Genius Speaks

On the subject of Terry Richardson, here is blogger ‘Gnarlitude Jen’: “If someone is uncomfortable in any situation, they have the fucking choice to say NO. Sorry but this is a choice those models made. If he got naked and … Continue reading

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