Tag Archives: shoes

Let’s Not Forget Shoes

Posted on March 5, 2016 by Sister Wolf

It’s been quite a while since a pair of shoes stopped me in my tracks, so I’m feeling a real sense of occasion tonight. Will you just look at this fucking shoe? And Gucci managed to capture the horror by … Continue reading →

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First World Problems

Posted on December 13, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Let me start by telling you how mad I am that I can’t have a pair of limited edition Converse sneakers with little lions on them. I wish I’d never seen these fucking shoes but unfortunately for me, I subscribe … Continue reading →

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The Gucci Dead Animal Shoe, $15,000

Posted on October 14, 2015 by Sister Wolf

A sharp-eyed reader sent me to this shoe, which looks like it’s trying to run away. Run, Gucci goat-hair slipper, run as fast as you can! You know what, the poor thing is dead. Too late. [These} slippers are one … Continue reading →

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The Tragic $1,500 Sandal

Posted on June 27, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Just in for fall winter 2015-2016 are these inexplicable sandals by DSquared. Here are its ‘features’ as written on shoescribe.com: Fringe Metal Applications Solid color Zip closure Leather/rubber sole And yet that tells us nothing. We need those proselytizing editors … Continue reading →

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Shoe Choices

Posted on June 13, 2013 by Sister Wolf

Who wouldn’t want these expressive shoes?I love them. Only $59.95 and appropriate for every occasion. These shoes, on the other hand, are crap. Worse than crap. They are an insult to humanity. Priced at $899.95, they will only attract the … Continue reading →

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A Poll for the Ladies

Posted on January 9, 2013 by Sister Wolf

Which one do you want more? or

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Me and Jane

Posted on September 5, 2012 by Sister Wolf

A few months ago, several people sent me links to an interview with Jane Aldridge of Sea of Shoes, depicting her as a narcissistic, clueless Mean Girl. They probably hoped I would take to my blog, going Nah nah, Jane got … Continue reading →

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Let’s Do the Math

Posted on July 19, 2012 by Sister Wolf

Admit that these shoes are perfect for me. They’re flat, they’re pointy, they’re an impractical color. They are screaming my name. Plus, they’re on sale, reduced from $850 to $340! I would be saving $510! But I know it’s wrong … Continue reading →

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Jeffrey Campbell “Cleata”

Posted on June 21, 2012 by Sister Wolf

Customer  review: “I loove this shoe! I purchased it for my bday and wore it with vintage ripped shorts and a collared, quarter-length, oversized, pale yellow shirt and it BANGED!! However, I must add that this shoe is very versatile and … Continue reading →

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Rocking the Prom Dress

Posted on June 4, 2012 by Sister Wolf

I wore this silk chiffon prom dress on Friday night and felt like a fairy princess. I was smugly thinking “Ha, not bad for 68!” but then I remembered that I’m 58. At the end of the evening, I had … Continue reading →

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