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Yearly Archives: 2009
Two Shopbop Girls and One Contest
This Shopbop girl has been bothering me for ages. Why does she always have to jut her head forward like this? Who tells her to do it? Or is it her trademark or something? Waaah, make it stop! Now, this … Continue reading
Meet My Brother!
My father is a man who likes to get married and have children. Of my five half-siblings, I have only bonded with Michael, possibly because we were the “black sheep” of our families or maybe just because he’s so lovable. … Continue reading
A New Roommate
Mr. Capote is long gone. An old guy with pneumonia came and went. Yesterday, a new roommate arrived, connected to some sort of oxygen machine whose decibel level is akin to a loud blow dryer up against your ear. The … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Horrible Stuff, Religion
Tagged Max, nurses, why can't I just kill everyone?
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A Good Question Worth Considering
After mocking ShopCurious the other day, I was disarmed by the playful response from the site’s creator, Susan. On her ShopCurious blog, she poses the question, What would you like to be remembered for? I think it’s a great question … Continue reading
Posted in Religion, Words
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All New Chance to Spend Money
Here is the second offering from Sister Wolf’s Hoarded Fashion Collection . All proceeds will pay bills and enable the Sister Wolf Boat to stay afloat for the time being. Own a piece from this collection and you will own a … Continue reading
The Wrong Color
I couldn’t help admiring this dress until I read the description. “Black and donkey coloured long-sleeved knit dress…” The attached sweater thing looks kind of mauve, doesn’t it? What color is “donkey coloured,” anyway? Many hundreds of years ago, when … Continue reading
Another Girl Hates Me!
And not only that, she called me a stupid cunt! See, this is why I’m against comment-censorship. Instead of deleting Ellen’s rant, I would like to deconstruct it. I will need all the help I can get, though. Here is … Continue reading
Finally, the Cunt Ring!
I wasn’t even looking for it, and boom, there it was! Only $31, too. All the stuff at The Alley Chicago reminds me of the gnarlitude girl, who never tires of saying, “Fuckin RAD!” or “Look at my old man, … Continue reading
“Jeggings” Not Bad Enough?
The insults never stop. ” Jeggings” seemed like a true winner in the Awful New Fashion Jargon category, easily on a par with “Shooties.” But Stylebop has gone that extra mile with “Jeggins.” Are they trying to kill me?!? On … Continue reading
The Nursing Home Gambit
In the ongoing daily struggle against health-care incompetence, the major event of the week was The Nursing Home Gambit. It began when the chief of medical staff came in to say that Blue Cross was refusing to cover any further … Continue reading