Category Archives: Celebrities

Advice From An Old Bag

Posted on April 25, 2014 by Sister Wolf

Fine, I am ageist. Diane Keaton and Goldie Hawn are both 68. Jamie Leigh Curtis is 55. These three actresses have all the advantages that come with their privileged positions, but to my mind they are old bags whose faces … Continue reading →

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The Bob Saget Incident

Posted on April 19, 2014 by Sister Wolf

I was looking for my birth certificate today and while searching through drawers of documents, I came across several treasures. Needless to say, I still can’t find my birth certificate but I did find a little spiral notebook with nothing … Continue reading →

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Thank You, Beyonce.

Posted on March 21, 2014 by Sister Wolf

Oh, look: Beyonce visits the Anne Frank house. A good time for an instagram. But she handles herself so much better than Justin Bieber, so that’s a relief. Let me just quote my favorite line from “True Detective“: L’chaim, fatass.

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How Bossy!

Posted on March 11, 2014 by Sister Wolf

Oh god, political correctness. Now, They want us to ban the word ‘bossy’ because it inhibits girls from ‘leaning in.’ I would much rather ban ‘lean in’ if I were Minister of Language. The new Ban Bossy campaign is predictably … Continue reading →

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Acadamy Awards 2014 Exegesis

Posted on March 3, 2014 by Sister Wolf

For me, this year’s show was all about Angelina‘s new boobs. I admit I have an unhealthy fixation on them. I just can’t get past the disproportionate size of them. I believe that her surgery was just an excuse to … Continue reading →

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Robin Wright: No.

Posted on February 26, 2014 by Sister Wolf

I have been gorging on Season 2 of House of Cards and Robin Wright is killing me. I can’t take it. Why is she so fucking manly? It’s hard to watch this series without complaining about the manliness. Even at … Continue reading →

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Remember Tragic Fashion Boy?

Posted on February 24, 2014 by Sister Wolf

Poor Tragic Fashion boy! I came across this picture and it brought back a whole era – the era in my life when blogging and fashion were exciting and full of adventure. I was genuinely fascinated by characters like Sea … Continue reading →

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Oh Shut Up, Jezebel

Posted on January 17, 2014 by Sister Wolf

  Can someone explain why people pay attention to Jezebel? I know it’s supposed to be a staunchly feminist website but it’s just so godawful! I have already registered my disgust at its policy of auditioning its commenters. But the … Continue reading →

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Golden Globes 2014 Exegesis

Posted on January 13, 2014 by Sister Wolf

  Let’s start with the men. Guys, don’t wear your hair up! If you’re a Sumo wrestler, fine, otherwise, never. This douche above turned out to be the horrible Edward Zero character, but his name is Alex Ebert and he … Continue reading →

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My Favorite Iggy

Posted on December 2, 2013 by Sister Wolf

    I don’t like Iggy Pop, even though I’m aware of his importance to punk music. Doesn’t he sing the Passenger song? Whatever. He needs to put his shirt on but seems committed to showing off his stringy malnourished … Continue reading →

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