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My Dad: Probably Not a Serial Killer
I’ve become a big fan of IDTV, or The Murder Channel as I like to call it. Most of the time, I find the stories entertaining and even calming. But once in a while, something will trigger a real … Continue reading
Jared Kushner: What a Fucking Cunt!™
Jared Kushner has been, until now, a specter of robotic evil in our midst. We know his vacant, girlish face and stiff walk. We know he was born “Jerilyn” somewhere in a New Jersey laboratory. But now we can see … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Horrible Stuff, Rants
Tagged Donald Trump, fucking cunts, Ivanka, politics
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Ivanka Goes to Africa, On Your Dime!
Ivanka Trump went to two shithole countries (Ethiopia and Ivory Coast) to tout her global economic program for women, a trip with all the pomp and ceremony of a King’s visit, paid for by We the People! Yay, Ivanka! Evita … Continue reading
Let’s Say You’re Missing a Leg
You can imagine my delight at finding these wonderful trousers at the super edgy, superbly curated fashion site Ssense.com. Mid-rise. Four-pocket styling. Single cropped leg. Zip-fly. Partially lined. Tonal hardware. “Single cropped leg.” Roger that. No explanation necessary! Here’s another … Continue reading
Posted in Disorders, Fashion, Horrible Stuff
Tagged awful clothes, body image, mental illness, reality TV
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I, Monster
A few days ago, I was at the mall, drinking coffee and talking to a young woman I will call Mary. Mary had started the conversation, which I was enjoying, because who else wants to talk to me? She was … Continue reading
London, the Horror.
I went to London with the expectation of enjoying the usual pleasures of travel, only to find that the horror follows me wherever I go. After a few days of feeling like I was coming down with a cold, I … Continue reading
Soon Yi, Woody, Mia, and Ronan: No.
I was going to comment on the creepy new interview with Soon Yi Previn, but after delving into her family history, I’m disgusted with all of the players, including that stupid Ronan, who wears blue contact lenses to look more … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Disorders, Horrible Stuff, News
Tagged artists, crazy mothers, fuckers, Woody Allen
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65 Years Young!
Just kidding. 65 is old, very old, a time of Medicare, high cholesterol, and a dread of seeing that your shoes are untied and you have to go ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE to tie them. Last week on my … Continue reading
Posted in Disorders, Horrible Stuff, Words
Tagged aging, depression, hair, life and death
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Asia Argento: A Story With Everything!
Let’s pretend you live in another solar system and you don’t follow celebrity gossip. I’ll try to get you up to date. Asia Argento is an Italian actress with a penchant for the dark side. She’s covered in tattoos and … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Disorders, Horrible Stuff, News, Words
Tagged actors, crazy people, death, sex
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