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Hideous Clothes for Desperate Times, On Sale!
These Burnt Cuff pants say it all: “I am a greedy nutcase.” They bespeak the Trump era and it’s whole ruling ethos. They were $890 but are now marked down to just $312, by the brand Ottolinger, who “utilise lighters, … Continue reading
A Return to Sanity
I’ve been unable to write due to problems with concentration and a profound apathy coupled with a deep sense of hopelessness. The usual, only more debilitating. My mental hygiene is not what it should be. I like to watch the … Continue reading
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Tagged denim, expensive crap, hideous crap, why can't I just kill everyone?
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Finally, the $1,000 Plastic Bag!
Sorry, I’m exaggerating, this “top” is actually only $980, but sales tax will round it up. It is the apex of cutting edge fashion, ugly and disruptive as the day is long. Calvin Klein 205W39NYC evoked modern Americana in its … Continue reading
Comic Relief From Prada
When I first saw these Prada loafers, I thought “Walrus!” Then, “Groucho Marx!” And finally, “Ew!” What do you see?? From the rear, you can really appreciate the heel. Are they going for a Gaudi mosaic tribute or just a … Continue reading
Bootie Extravaganza F/W 20017
If you’re a Bootie Aficionado™, and who isn’t, this is the season you’ve been waiting for. For every time you’ve wondered why no one made booties with mink pom-poms or a thousand buckles, your prayers have been answered, with interest. … Continue reading
Gucci Jumps The Shark
Gucci is betting that we’re all idiots, and good for them. Here’s net-a-porter gushing over this special contraption: Sometimes you spot something on the runway that you just have to have, regardless of how impractical it may seem – cue … Continue reading
Guess How Much For These Jeans!
Obviously they are very special. You want to feel special? Be prepared to pay for it. Especially when it comes to denim. There are fifty thousand brands of denim to choose from, and the “cult” brands are changing every minute. … Continue reading
Why Isn’t The Vetements Joke Over Yet?
First of all, Vetements is pronounced vet-MAHN. Look at a mirror while saying it. Do you feel embarrassed, or at least tainted? Good. If you don’t know about Vetements, you are free to go. Run along, and keep your innocence. … Continue reading
The Perfect Shredded T-Shirt
I’m going to disagree and say, almost perfect. The price is certainly fair, given, you know. But If I have to hand wash it, then no. Forget it. Thoughts?
What Is It With You People?
I go to all the trouble to create a website called Hideous Denim, and what do I get? Nothing. You people are obviously too lazy to go over there and enjoy my expertly curated collection of the most hideous, fucked … Continue reading