Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Facebook: Feel the Hate!

Posted on January 27, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Tonight, I heard my son remark about Facebook: “I find my self wondering, why are you my friend here when I fucking hate you?” So true. I went to look at my Facebook friends and I hate at least 5 … Continue reading →

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I Pity the Fool

Posted on January 26, 2010 by Sister Wolf

…who buys this crocodile “tail coat” jacket by Balmain, for $74,000.   Who will it be? Beyonce? Rihanna? Someone will turn up wearing this, right? It’s fierce, killing it, bla bla bla. Look at this bingo card I made here.   If … Continue reading →

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Troubled Teen

Posted on January 24, 2010 by Sister Wolf

My sister found this photo a couple of weeks ago.   I am thirteen, standing on the street with a cigarette, obviously looking for trouble. I found it, but that’s another story. I was a child of the ’60’s, but god … Continue reading →

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Very Special Jeans

Posted on January 23, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Douche Bag??   Someone has some explaining to do.

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Comments For Jane 1/21/2010

Posted on January 22, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Oh god, it’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it. Here is Sea, modeling one of the hideous new pieces of jewelry that she and Mom have recently “acquired.” Funnily enough, Sea wears the giant monstrosity with an … Continue reading →

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Come Together

Posted on January 21, 2010 by Sister Wolf

My friend and fellow blogger Janet, who goes by the name Iheartfashion, has lost her husband to suicide. It is a terrible time for her and her two kids. No one saw this coming, and now she needs our support. … Continue reading →

Posted in Religion | Tagged , , | 25 Comments

Explain These Shoes, and More

Posted on January 20, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Just tell me why we need our feet to look like hooves or camel-toes. Is it because the designer is Maison Martin Margiela? Can I tell you a secret? I don’t care about Martin Margiela! Or even Ann Demeulemeester! I’m … Continue reading →

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Online Shopping Addiction: The 12 Steps

Posted on January 19, 2010 by Sister Wolf

1. Put your item in the shopping cart. 2. Open a new window and go to a news website 3. Take a few cleansing breaths 4. Think about all the things you own that are nearly EXACTLY like the thing … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Disorders, Fashion | Tagged , | 23 Comments

Golden Globes 2009 Exegesis

Posted on January 17, 2010 by Sister Wolf

If you missed the Golden Globes Awards, you didn’t miss much, but here are the highlights: Nicole Kidman wanted to show off her nipples. Why, I have no idea. She appears to have lost her mind or her bathroom mirror. … Continue reading →

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I’d Like to Thank the Gays

Posted on January 16, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Remember when Lady Gaga said that on live TV? I thought it sounded insulting, until one of my own gays explained that she used the words ironically. Watching Anderson Cooper reporting from Haiti tonight, I was struck anew by his … Continue reading →

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