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Hideous Denim Is My Life
When I see something this awful, I almost feel it was put online just for me. Who else would get a thrill from such unmitigated stupidity? These jeans are called ‘Shredded Dad Pants,’ available from Opening Ceremony for $600. Try … Continue reading
Bad Girl
I had a close call the other day, when I came across an expensive and totally inappropriate fashion piece that ignited my fantasy of being an angry schoolgirl. Look at how bad ass this is! I pictured my self … Continue reading
I’ll Feel Fat If I Want To!
Facebook has responded to a petition by eliminating the status option of ‘feeling fat.’ If only I’d known about this option! And now it’s gone, thanks to political correctness. The Change.org petition said this: Did you know that Facebook lets … Continue reading
Kim Kardashian Is A Virus
My name is Sister Wolf, and I’m addicted to Kim Kardashian. I write about her at my ‘day job’ but when I’m off-duty, I find I can’t quit her. When I’m out walking with my husband, a dazzling view of … Continue reading
Douchette!
When I was curating Douches for both money and personal pleasure, people would ask me if there was a girl counterpart: a Douchette. It has taken me this long to come across a perfect representation of a Douchette. Leave it … Continue reading
The Headache
One day last week, fresh from a shower, I swaggered into my husband’s home office, made eye contact, turned around and walked away. He put his guitar down and followed me to the bedroom. There, we embarked upon an intrinsically … Continue reading
Bad Therapist
Once upon a time, Max went to a residential rehab where we hoped he would finally be saved from his addiction. There, he was assigned a therapist who was working toward his MFT license. Lawrence was a nice guy who … Continue reading
Hideous Denim For 2015
Why is denim so easy to fuck up? 2015 is shaping up to be a ghastly landscape of super ugly denim, in either a misguided nod to normcore or just an expression of creative bankruptcy. Ugly denim pieces are available … Continue reading
Golden Globes 2015 Exegesis
God, what a fucking bore! I’m surprised I could even stay awake, but here are the main points as I recall them. Tina Fey and Amy Pohler were funny and adorable; we expect no less from them at this point. … Continue reading
Banished Words for 2015
Lake Superior State Universary has published its 40th Annual List of Banished words, “Banished from the Queen’s English for Mis-use, Over-use and General Uselessness.” Considering what an awful year it’s been for language, not to mention humanity itself, it is … Continue reading