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What, There’s Another Hadid Sister??
Godammit, why am I the last to know EVERYTHING? Did you guys know there’s another Hadid sister besides Gigi and Bella? This is too much. Or rather, too many. Three too many, actually. Until recently, I knew next to nothing … Continue reading
Warren Beatty: What a Fucking Cunt!™
This is my annual Academy Awards Exegesis but I can’t let Warren Beatty get away with his behavior. Good for him for being a hall of fame loverboy, he is not a gentleman. He handed that card to poor Faye … Continue reading
Hookers, Sluts, Sex-Workers, Feminists or First Ladies?
Okay, this is a complicated story and I’m pretty stoned. But stick with me. There’s a model/actress named Emily Something who is mostly known for her large breasts. I almost wrote “big tits” but stopped myself. Anyway, she was at … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, irritants, News, Rants, Words
Tagged Melania Trump, politics, sluts, twitter
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Grammys 2017 Exegesis
The real story is Adele vs Beyonce but first let’s get the other stuff out of the way for those who missed the show. Chance the Rapper won Best New Artist and he seems well-loved by everyone. I don’t get … Continue reading
The Men of The Golden Globes
First of all, there were too many beards. Jon Hamm, Jake Gillenhall, Ryan Reynolds, Ben Affleck, Dev Patel, go and shave already. Donald Glover of Atlanta has a beard, but he gets a pass for being so cute and serious … Continue reading
Giving Up Celebrities
When I stopped writing for Popdust a few weeks ago, I never thought I would lose interest in celebrities. Having to write about them every day involved a total immersion in their real and made-up antics. I labored over the … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, News, Uncategorized, Words
Tagged Celebrities, internet addiction, Kim Kardashian, my ass
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Frank Sinatra: What a Fucking Cunt!™
George Michael was my guilty secret at one time, a crush I was embarrassed to admit. But really, who could resist that beautiful voice and sensual face, the obscure sadness behind even his poppiest songs? Another horrible loss to 2016, … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Celebrities, grief, Rants, Words
Tagged Frank Sinatra, fucking cunts, George Michael
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Trump And Kanye: The Perfect Convergence
It is only natural that Trump invites Kanye to Trump Tower instead of holding that scheduled press conference. Kanye has just been released from a psychiatric ward so he’s the perfect guest for today’s episode of The Trump Show. (And … Continue reading
Fuck It, Let’s Get Back to Angelina
We have waited patiently for news on the Brad and Angie front, and while there’s no dirt beyond the fake “insiders are saying” stories, here’s something wonderful: Angelina is in early negotiations to star in the Afghanistan war drama “Shoot … Continue reading
Let’s Take A Moment To Thank Brad And Angie
When I heard this morning that Brad and Angie are getting divorced, I was filled with a deep joy that spread through my being like one of Sting’s tantric orgasms, only better. Who among us has not been waiting for … Continue reading