Category Archives: Fashion

Leonor Scherrer: The It-Girl of Death

Why do we have to have people like Leonor Scherrer? The daughter of French designer Jean-Louis Scherrer, she is the ultimate spoiled, entitled ultra-hipster who favors a dykey Goth look and has started a company called Leonor Funeral Couture to … Continue reading

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How Stupid Are We?

Remember when it was summer, and we’d cut off an old pair of jeans to make shorts? I still do that, nearly every year. Why do trendy brands like Vince think we want to pay $195 for a pair of … Continue reading

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Now It’s Sunglasses

Oooooh, I want to curate and fondle these sunglasses. Did you know there are whole blogs devoted to cool eye-ware?! Shit! It never ends.

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Comments For Jane 4/06/2010

Sea has been busy busy busy.   Above, she models the first creation of a new jewelry and belt line that she and Mom are launching. Hopefully, there will be giant slugs and cockroaches too. Secretly, Sea has been visiting the … Continue reading

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Brand Whore

I don’t want a red leather jacket (a miracle!) but when I saw pictures of the Zac Posen for Target stuff, I thought the jacket might be worth looking at. The only reason I became interested is the name Zac … Continue reading

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Gratuitous Cute Guy Post

Meet the next Johnny Depp. His name is Karl and he’s only 18. But he’s 6′ 2″.   He has “walked” for John Galliano and he can walk for me in my dreams seems like a very nice young man. What’s … Continue reading

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Inappropriate Cravings

On my mental list of shit I wish I could buy, the most persistent craving is also the most inappropriate: leather shorts. I can’t think of another fashion purchase that would be more inappropriate, except maybe a romper. (Sorry about … Continue reading

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Footwear That Dare Not Speak Its Name

Will you look at this shit? Is it a shoe or a boot or something else that never should have happened? It’s by Jeffrey Campbell, duh, and it’s called “The Knee High Iconic Gladiator” and here I forget the last … Continue reading

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All New Nordstrom Adventure

When you’re unemployed and have no money, you go out to have lunch in department stores. If you use your charge card, it’s free.   Here I am at Nordstrom on Friday, trying on a pseudo-Chanel jacket by Trina Turk. Seen … Continue reading

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Comments For Jane 3/28/2010

Sea has been on the road with Dad, I think to SXSW to hear some awful new bands. She got to hang out with her Asian-ish friend Ronald, but really the main event was her new boots by Maison Martin … Continue reading

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