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2014 VMA Awards Exegesis
God, what an ordeal. I’m going directly to Beyonce to say: Why did everyone love this performance??? I really think I have never seen such an obnoxious display of self-importance in my whole life. “Welcome to my World?” Who gives … Continue reading
$300 Lipstick, Finally!
This is what I’ve been praying for: a red lipstick I don’t want! What a wonderful surprise from Givenchy, the brand of choice for Kim, Kanye, and many other celebrity luminaries. Allow me to fill you in: French luxury label … Continue reading
The Solace Of The World’s Ugliest Jeans
I’m watching the life feed from Ferguson tonight, like I did last night. Ebola is “vastly” worse than reported. tribal slaughter in Iraq and Syria, Israel vs Gaza, Nigeria kidnappings, drones on Yemen, Robin Williams. Let us look to these … Continue reading
Big Sister, Part I
Years ago, I read a book called ‘The Sibling Bond‘ after reading an enthusiastic review somewhere. I remember its theories and insights as uniquely thought-provoking. Now, it’s all just depressing. The sibling bond is like no other relationship. It is … Continue reading
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Jews!
My favorite aspect of the Borat character is his antisemitism. Naturally, my appreciation of this relies on the knowledge that Sacha Baron Cohen is Jewish. And the more Jewish I feel, the more I feel at liberty to mock Jewishness. … Continue reading
Kim Kardashian’s Nine Expressions—Collect Them All!
When Kim Kardashian posted a collage of her facial expressions on Instagram, one could only marvel at the waxen immobility of that celebrated face. Let’s take a closer look. If only Kim had taken the time to label each … Continue reading
Hideous Footwear Alert
Can you believe how ugly these are? I really am almost speechless. It would be like shoving your feet into dead animal carcasses and expecting everyone to admire you for it. Why the silver studded ’embellishment?’ Is it supposed to … Continue reading
Taking A Stand
Everywhere I go online today, there is shit about Fifty Shades of Grey. I guess there’s a new trailer out, or maybe it’s the first trailer. I can’t tell you how good it feels to not be interested in this … Continue reading
Justin Theroux’s Penis
I hadn’t heard that Justin Theroux‘s penis was an issue until I read a quote from Liv Tyler, his co-star in that awful new HBO series. “There was this scene where he was jogging, and there was quite a large … Continue reading
Remembering Jane Aldridge
Those were the days, right? I haven’t thought about her until recently, when someone wrote to me, urging me to catch up on her antics. I was too lazy to bother. But on July 11, I tweeted this: Less than … Continue reading