Tag Archives: hideous boots

These Boots Are Made For _______?

Posted on July 23, 2019 by Sister Wolf

The apocalypse? A bonfire? Fuck! Just like you, I’m filled with dread about everything but it would be wrong to overlook these boots. I mean, Jesus Christ. They are Hawaiian Printed Ankle Half Cowboy Boots! How can this even be?! … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion | Tagged boots, hideous boots, hideous crap, Shopbop | 11 Comments

Why Are They Torturing Me? Part 1

Posted on March 13, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Sometimes I go looking for trouble but other times it assaults me when I’m doing what I call Minding My Own Business. These fucking boots are in the second category. I was scrolling through the new arrivals at farfetch.com when … Continue reading →

Posted in Disorders, Words | Tagged awful writing, hideous boots, torture | 5 Comments

Bootie Extravaganza F/W 20017

Posted on August 11, 2017 by Sister Wolf

If you’re a Bootie Aficionado™, and who isn’t, this is the season you’ve been waiting for. For every time you’ve wondered why no one made booties with mink pom-poms or a thousand buckles, your prayers have been answered, with interest. … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion | Tagged expensive crap, hideous boots, online shopping | 10 Comments

Why Did God Allow These Boots?

Posted on June 16, 2017 by Sister Wolf

Just kidding, there is no god! But still, wtf with this “boot” by Dsquared2? The longer you look, the more it doesn’t make sense. DSQUARED2 incorporates rustic aesthetics with luxurious fabrics and embellishments. The Bou Bou biker ankle boots feature … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion | Tagged crap, denim, hideous boots | 10 Comments

Oh Hell No

Posted on October 26, 2016 by Sister Wolf

What the fucking fuck?! This is one of those times I can’t even begin to can’t even. Cowboys? Bondage? Turducken? What’s going on here? I want my mommy! TOM FORD’s boots grounded the debut look on the label’s Fall ’16 … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion | Tagged hideous boots, shoes | 13 Comments

Fuck You, Redneck Boot Sandals

Posted on June 15, 2015 by Sister Wolf

I was so touched when three separate people sent me links to these stupid cowboy boot thongs. I thought, “Aww, how lovely, when people see grotesque shoes, they think of me!” But when I read the text, I learned that … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion, Rants | Tagged facebook, fuckers, hideous boots | 4 Comments

Hideous Footwear Alert

Posted on July 28, 2014 by Sister Wolf

Can you believe how ugly these are? I really am almost speechless. It would be like shoving your feet into dead animal carcasses and expecting everyone to admire you for it. Why the silver studded ’embellishment?’ Is it supposed to … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion | Tagged crap, hideous boots, online shopping | 15 Comments

Very Special Boots

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Sister Wolf

Look at these stunning over-the-knee boots made of patchwork fur by the always sexy and repellent Tom Ford. “Purple tone-on-tone dyed astrakhan (Afghan origin) and dyed calf hair (New Zealand origin.)” Here’s a close up: If you’re wondering … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion | Tagged expensive crap, hideous boots, Tom Ford | 16 Comments

Is This a Tribute?

Posted on December 29, 2011 by Sister Wolf

This typically ugly “hiker wedge bootie” by Jeffrey Campbell is called Dammit. I have to wonder if it’s their way of rewarding me for tirelessly spreading the joy of the Jeffrey Campbell aesthetic around the world. However! If this piece … Continue reading →