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First, Let’s Kill All The Playsuits
Shakespeare never saw this playsuit, so he aimed his wrath at lawyers. His loss. Today’s poets could find inspiration in this denim playsuit by Faith Connexion. What a force of nature, or maybe cynicism, is this contraption! The long plaid … Continue reading
The Dumbass Jr. Doesn’t Fall Far From The Dumbass Tree
How exciting is it that Don Jr.’s wife Vanessa has filed for divorce?? “I love it.” First, we learned that he treated Vanessa “like a second-class citizen,” keeping her on a restrictive budget. Now we learn that Junior had an … Continue reading
Tummy Control
Yesterday I bought a pair of Levi’s with tummy control. It was a milestone. And a defeat. You know all those commercials about “belly fat?” And maybe you say to yourself, Ew, what a slob, I wouldn’t let that happen … Continue reading
Not Just Awful But Stupid Too
Let’s say you’re going out and you put on a long coat. You know how you always wish that somehow people could see through it? Even if it was just a window to show your waist and hips? This denim … Continue reading
Juggling Netflix
How many Netflix series can you watch concurrently without losing your mind? Right now, I’m watching a bunch of them, and it’s impossible to keep the story-lines straight. It doesn’t help when an actor from one series pops up in … Continue reading
Time Out For Jimmy Choo
Everything is horrible and more horrible by the minute. We’re not going to be ready for the next outrage unless we stop and take a breath. Some may want to stop and smell the roses, but I prefer a bracing … Continue reading
Nikolas Cruz, Victim
I know you’re supposed to be horrified by school shootings, and I am, but from the first description of Nikolas Cruz, my heart went out to him. No one is justified in shooting up a school. The actions aren’t justified, … Continue reading
Who’s Ready to Slut-Shame Hope Hicks?
If Hope Hicks were a man, in her same position at the White House, we could openly accuse him of being a scumbag who can’t keep his dick in his pants. We’d go, “Wow, he’s already fucked two of Trump’s … Continue reading
Finally, the $1,000 Plastic Bag!
Sorry, I’m exaggerating, this “top” is actually only $980, but sales tax will round it up. It is the apex of cutting edge fashion, ugly and disruptive as the day is long. Calvin Klein 205W39NYC evoked modern Americana in its … Continue reading
The Passion of the Wordist
Yesterday, I heard MSNBC commentator Ari Melber discussing the infamous memo, and he described it as parsimonious. Naturally, I was upset. I love Ari Melber. He is so smart, so affable and charming, and I even like his infatuation with … Continue reading