Category Archives: Disorders

Butt Masks: Please Kill Me Already

Posted on April 12, 2019 by Sister Wolf

When I saw an ad on Sephora online for a “Booty Mask“, I was excited by discovering a  new avenue of ridicule. Haha, I thought, how absurd, a beauty mask JUST FOR YOUR BUTT! I’m still amazed by the aisles … Continue reading →

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Let’s Say You’re Missing a Leg

Posted on April 1, 2019 by Sister Wolf

You can imagine my delight at finding these wonderful trousers at the super edgy, superbly curated fashion site Ssense.com. Mid-rise. Four-pocket styling. Single cropped leg. Zip-fly. Partially lined. Tonal hardware. “Single cropped leg.” Roger that. No explanation necessary! Here’s another … Continue reading →

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Why Are They Torturing Me? Part 2

Posted on March 14, 2019 by Sister Wolf

When I think about the internet and how it has distorted the reality of day to day life, first I think about social media. Nothing matters unless it can be documented, or liked. Every  few hours, a gigantic wave of … Continue reading →

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Why Are They Torturing Me? Part 1

Posted on March 13, 2019 by Sister Wolf

Sometimes I go looking for trouble but other times it assaults me when I’m doing what I call Minding My Own Business. These fucking boots are in the second category. I was scrolling through the new arrivals at farfetch.com when … Continue reading →

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A Good Cry

Posted on October 31, 2018 by Sister Wolf

How long have you been watching the news and feeling like crying? Last week was the worst but it’s been going on a long time. Of course there’s rage, but as the true horror keeps building and obliterating everything else, … Continue reading →

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But You ARE a Baby, Motherfucker!™

Posted on October 22, 2018 by Sister Wolf

How sick are you of hearing Trump say the word “baby?” Bad enough that he uses it to insult others but now he’s going around insisting that he isn’t one. BUT HE IS! He’s a big goddamn baby who can’t … Continue reading →

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Soon Yi, Woody, Mia, and Ronan: No.

Posted on September 19, 2018 by Sister Wolf

I was going to comment on the creepy new interview with Soon Yi Previn, but after delving into her family history, I’m disgusted with all of the players, including that stupid Ronan, who wears blue contact lenses to look more … Continue reading →

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Adulteress: Part Three

Posted on September 14, 2018 by Sister Wolf

What is love? Don’t ask me. I can’t define it, but like Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart, I know it when I see it. When The Tragedy wrote back that he now wished he had said he loved me, I … Continue reading →

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65 Years Young!

Posted on September 2, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Just kidding. 65 is old, very old, a time of Medicare, high cholesterol, and a dread of seeing that your shoes are untied and you have to go ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE to tie them. Last week on my … Continue reading →

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Asia Argento: A Story With Everything!

Posted on August 28, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Let’s pretend you live in another solar system and you don’t follow celebrity gossip. I’ll try to get you up to date. Asia Argento is an Italian actress with a penchant for the dark side. She’s covered in tattoos and … Continue reading →

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