Category Archives: Rants

Kim Kardashian Is A Virus

Posted on March 8, 2015 by Sister Wolf

My name is Sister Wolf, and I’m addicted to Kim Kardashian. I write about her at my ‘day job’ but when I’m off-duty, I find I can’t quit her. When I’m out walking with my husband, a dazzling view of … Continue reading →

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Hideous Denim For 2015

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Why is denim so easy to fuck up? 2015 is shaping up to be a ghastly landscape of super ugly denim, in either a misguided nod to normcore or just an expression of creative bankruptcy. Ugly denim pieces are available … Continue reading →

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Banished Words for 2015

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Lake Superior State Universary has published its 40th Annual List of Banished words, “Banished from the Queen’s English for Mis-use, Over-use and General Uselessness.” Considering what an awful year it’s been for language, not to mention humanity itself, it is … Continue reading →

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Happy Now, Seth Rogan?

Posted on December 17, 2014 by Sister Wolf

Now that Sony has cancelled the release of The Interview, I wonder if there’s anyone on the Sony lot going ‘I told you so!’ When we look back on this debacle, I hope people will view the movie as an … Continue reading →

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Dumbing Down

Posted on October 9, 2014 by Sister Wolf

We are packing our shit and preparing to leave our house, the house where nobody likes to throw anything away. I like the idea of a fresh start, in terms of starting over in a clean empty house and pretending … Continue reading →

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2014 VMA Awards Exegesis

Posted on August 25, 2014 by Sister Wolf

God, what an ordeal. I’m going directly to Beyonce to say: Why did everyone love this performance??? I really think I have never seen such an obnoxious display of self-importance in my whole life. “Welcome to my World?” Who gives … Continue reading →

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Taking A Stand

Posted on July 24, 2014 by Sister Wolf

Everywhere I go online today, there is shit about Fifty Shades of Grey. I guess there’s a new trailer out, or maybe it’s the first trailer. I can’t tell you how good it feels to not be interested in this … Continue reading →

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Justin Theroux’s Penis

Posted on July 19, 2014 by Sister Wolf

I hadn’t heard that Justin Theroux‘s penis was an issue until I read a quote from Liv Tyler, his co-star in that awful new HBO series. “There was this scene where he was jogging, and there was quite a large … Continue reading →

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Stalked By A Gigantic Ass

Posted on June 28, 2014 by Sister Wolf

I can’t stand it. There is no escape. It’s everywhere and it keeps coming after me. I hate it. I need it to go away. The blank face, too. Why has it come to this? Explain.  

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Again With the Awful New Words

Posted on May 19, 2014 by Sister Wolf

Just because people say it, is it a ‘word’? This is becoming complicated, thanks to the internet and all its attendant evils, which are now too astronomical to count. Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary has just added 150 new words, making official … Continue reading →

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