Category Archives: Fashion

The Gucci Dead Animal Shoe, $15,000

Posted on October 14, 2015 by Sister Wolf

A sharp-eyed reader sent me to this shoe, which looks like it’s trying to run away. Run, Gucci goat-hair slipper, run as fast as you can! You know what, the poor thing is dead. Too late. [These} slippers are one … Continue reading →

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Alex James: What a Fucking Cunt!™

Posted on October 5, 2015 by Sister Wolf

What a little fucker. Continue reading →

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Fashion Gibberish And A Contest

Posted on October 1, 2015 by Sister Wolf

My cyber-friend and adopted daughter Annemarie has generously pointed me to a treasure trove of pretentious fashion gibberish that reads like a buzzword generator. In fact, the high-end shopping site Ssense has just launched such a generator and it’s fun … Continue reading →

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Epiphanies From My Vacation

Posted on September 9, 2015 by Sister Wolf

We traveled to another state for a family visit and it was an experience rich with epiphanies. Here are the ones I can remember: 1. I have zero fear of flying and no anxiety about things going wrong. I sat … Continue reading →

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Help A Sister Out

Posted on August 18, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Okay so I bought this skirt online because it was reduced from a billion dollars to just a fraction of its original price, and because I loved its shimmery quality. In real life, it’s even more shimmery, the thinnest silk … Continue reading →

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The Tragic $1,500 Sandal

Posted on June 27, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Just in for fall winter 2015-2016 are these inexplicable sandals by DSquared. Here are its ‘features’ as written on shoescribe.com: Fringe Metal Applications Solid color Zip closure Leather/rubber sole And yet that tells us nothing. We need those proselytizing editors … Continue reading →

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Fuck You, Redneck Boot Sandals

Posted on June 15, 2015 by Sister Wolf

I was so touched when three separate people sent me links to these stupid cowboy boot thongs. I thought, “Aww, how lovely, when people see grotesque shoes, they think of me!” But when I read the text, I learned that … Continue reading →

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Met Gala 2015 Exegesis

Posted on May 5, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Let’s start with my favorite look just to get it out of the way: Rihanna. She is a fucking goddess. Rihanna is proving to be the best source of daring, original fashion that the pop world has ever seen. She … Continue reading →

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Just No.

Posted on April 17, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Can someone fire this cunt? Continue reading →

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Hideous Denim Is My Life

Posted on March 25, 2015 by Sister Wolf

When I see something this awful, I almost feel it was put online just for me. Who else would get a thrill from such unmitigated stupidity? These jeans are called ‘Shredded Dad Pants,’ available from Opening Ceremony for $600. Try … Continue reading →

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